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Re: Saido Berahino
« Reply #10625 on: March 06, 2019, 10:56:00 AM »

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« Reply #10626 on: March 06, 2019, 10:59:36 AM »
https://twitter.com/janedougallsky/status/1103231351183065089

He truly is just an awful, awful person

Showing his true class, arrogant pr ick.
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« Reply #10627 on: March 06, 2019, 11:01:27 AM »
Showing his true class, arrogant pr ick.
What's it say?

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« Reply #10628 on: March 06, 2019, 11:04:06 AM »
Lol he has the nerve to call the photographers idiots as he walks into court to lose his license.
Language not that befitting a student of the bible either  ;D
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« Reply #10629 on: March 06, 2019, 11:06:07 AM »
What's it say?

To all awaiting reporters who aren't even really in his way:

'Fk you doing man?

Get the fk out of the way man! Stupid.

Fkn idiots man'

The idiots part is particularly ironic.
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« Reply #10630 on: March 06, 2019, 11:07:11 AM »
What's it say?

As he approaches the court, there are people standing in front of him on the pavement and he tells the to get out the “f”ing way. Then having passed them he turns and calls them “f”Ing idiots. What a charmer he is, bless him
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« Reply #10631 on: March 06, 2019, 11:13:14 AM »
Pleaded not guilty to driving under the influence of alcohol, bailed to appear for trial at Highbury Magistrates on May 15th.
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« Reply #10632 on: March 06, 2019, 11:19:23 AM »
Pleaded not guilty to driving under the influence of alcohol, bailed to appear for trial at Highbury Magistrates on May 15th.

Where the book will hopefully be thrown at him.

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« Reply #10633 on: March 06, 2019, 11:21:23 AM »
He really is a nobody and an arrogant little twerp.

He has no class, no sophistication and as my mom would have said, “the only thing he has inside him is what a knife and fork put there”
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« Reply #10634 on: March 06, 2019, 11:36:52 AM »
He really is a nobody and an arrogant little twerp.

He has no class, no sophistication and as my mom would have said, “the only thing he has inside him is what a knife and fork put there”

I honestly don't imagine he bothers with a knife and fork, probably too much effort and all a bit complicated  ;) .
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« Reply #10635 on: March 06, 2019, 12:32:51 PM »
This area of London has wall to wall CCTV- if he was robbed it will be on record and he will rightly be acquitted.  If not, then he can expect a lengthy ban and the sack.  I am however curious as to why you would take your car out into the west end and not expect to drive it back?

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« Reply #10636 on: March 06, 2019, 12:33:52 PM »
His career will be finished (what's left of it)  in a few years time, his hangers on will disappear and he'll be left, fat and bald, with no job and a whole load of kids to feed.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

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« Reply #10637 on: March 06, 2019, 12:35:19 PM »
His career will be finished (what's left of it)  in a few years time, his hangers on will disappear and he'll be left, fat and bald, with no job and a whole load of kids to feed.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

do you really think he will take responsibility for his kids???
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« Reply #10638 on: March 06, 2019, 12:39:14 PM »
do you really think he will take responsibility for his kids???
Not of his own volition no, but hopefully it won't be his choice and he'll get stripped bare by the CSA or whatever it's equivalent is these days.

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« Reply #10639 on: March 06, 2019, 01:28:50 PM »
Will base his defence on “Duress of Circumstance”

We can only hope "Del Boy" is his defence Lawyer  ;D

Source: https://www.drivingdefences.co.uk/ (Hammond Trotter Solicitors, Motoring Law Experts)

Duress of circumstances

A circumstance may arise that is beyond a persons control and that necessitates driving whilst intoxicated. This is known as ‘duress of circumstance’ and in only an extreme case of duress would this defence be available. Examples of these are a threat of serious violence from another person against the accused or another individual or a genuine fear of death for the individual had they not driven the vehicle. If a person was to claim that they were under duress and this is used as their defence, it is up to the prosecution to prove this was untrue beyond any reasonable doubt. They will examine whether the threat was real or perceived, if the distance driven was appropriate for the escape of immediate danger and if a sober person would have responded to the incident in the same way.
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« Reply #10640 on: March 06, 2019, 03:24:36 PM »
Will base his defence on “Duress of Circumstance”

We can only hope "Del Boy" is his defence Lawyer  ;D

Source: https://www.drivingdefences.co.uk/ (Hammond Trotter Solicitors, Motoring Law Experts)

Duress of circumstances

A circumstance may arise that is beyond a persons control and that necessitates driving whilst intoxicated. This is known as ‘duress of circumstance’ and in only an extreme case of duress would this defence be available. Examples of these are a threat of serious violence from another person against the accused or another individual or a genuine fear of death for the individual had they not driven the vehicle. If a person was to claim that they were under duress and this is used as their defence, it is up to the prosecution to prove this was untrue beyond any reasonable doubt. They will examine whether the threat was real or perceived, if the distance driven was appropriate for the escape of immediate danger and if a sober person would have responded to the incident in the same way.

Yeah! And this is the guy who was telling everyone he was fit to play and we wouldnt play him. It then came to light that he was banned by the FA. Didn't tell people that did you Saido?

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« Reply #10641 on: March 06, 2019, 04:55:39 PM »
Last but one paragraph...
In further embarrassment for the player, photographs showed the Mercedes sports car he travelled to court in had been given a parking ticket during the brief hearing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-47469513

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« Reply #10642 on: March 06, 2019, 05:11:21 PM »
Thieves rinse him of his watch and somehow manage to miss the presence of a rather large Range Rover parked close by which he was walking towards. 'Cleverest' footballer on the planet somehow escapes their further attentions and drives a whole fifteen feet/yards to play hide and seek around the corner in an invisible motor vehicle which he somehow managed to find despite being three times over the limit.

Even at his fittest Saido was not known for his blistering turn of pace, nor for being the brightest of sparklers in November either. His assailants must have had the collective vision of bats in welding goggles, been on zimmer frames, obese and incredibly dense. Lucky old Saido to have stumbled across the stupidest, fattest and most incompetent muggers on the planet. Sounds like there must have been a Pink Panther convention nearby. Who would have thunked 'why me?' could have such a turn of good fortune immediately on top of so much bad?
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« Reply #10643 on: March 06, 2019, 07:06:27 PM »
Is he too stupid to insure his stuff?

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« Reply #10644 on: March 06, 2019, 07:10:37 PM »
Wonder if he will claim in court that his assailants forced him to drink Alcohol ;D

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« Reply #10645 on: May 15, 2019, 07:42:44 PM »
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« Reply #10646 on: May 15, 2019, 07:59:12 PM »
I remember the flack Pulis got for the way he treated Berahino, in hindsight he gave him more than enough chances.

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« Reply #10647 on: May 15, 2019, 09:02:26 PM »
The only person being robbed is the Stoke fan who helps pay this waster's salary.

At least we can set off his fee received against the money we wasted on our own Burke.

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« Reply #10648 on: May 26, 2019, 12:50:25 PM »
Stoke Sentinel saying he's been sacked...

He was reportedly on £70k p/w and still had 2.5 years left on the deal. Lucky escape for Stoke, but for Berahino it seems his days are numbered. Even if he didn't do the drink driving, he could have effectively sat for the remaining 2.5 years and got paid. But not now.

I remember reading he was spending £20k per month on stuff like child support. Next is bankruptcy.
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« Reply #10649 on: May 26, 2019, 01:00:17 PM »
Stoke Sentinel saying he's been sacked...

He was reportedly on £70k p/w and still had 2.5 years left on the deal. Lucky escape for Stoke, but for Berahino it seems his days are numbered. Even if he didn't do the drink driving, he could have effectively sat for the remaining 2.5 years and got paid. But not now.

I remember reading he was spending £20k per month on stuff like child support. Next is bankruptcy.

No sympathy for the man!. As soon as his money goes so will his hanger on mates.