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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #2700 on: April 27, 2019, 01:56:33 PM »
Beware you clubs that are tempted. It could be worse though, you could employ Pulis!

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« Reply #2701 on: April 27, 2019, 08:39:50 PM »
There should be an Alan Pardew survivors group.

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« Reply #2702 on: June 23, 2019, 11:27:07 AM »
Close to becoming manager of FC Cincinnati in the US according to Sky
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« Reply #2703 on: June 23, 2019, 12:12:09 PM »
Close to becoming manager of FC Cincinnati in the US according to Sky

Well, that should take him as far away as possible from football then and he can’t do too much damage there  ;D
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« Reply #2704 on: June 23, 2019, 12:27:07 PM »
When I see his name, I automatically think of Alan Partridge.  :P

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« Reply #2705 on: June 23, 2019, 01:01:08 PM »
When I see his name, I automatically think of Alan Partridge.  :P

Not sure there is a difference! :D
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« Reply #2706 on: June 23, 2019, 02:48:19 PM »
Not sure there is a difference! :D

Partridge is less cringe-worthy in fairness.
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« Reply #2707 on: December 16, 2019, 04:50:37 PM »
Former West Brom boss 'in talks' to return to management

He's going Dutch, hopefully.  :o

Source: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/former-west-brom-boss-in-17429804
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« Reply #2708 on: December 16, 2019, 11:24:19 PM »
Former West Brom boss 'in talks' to return to management

He's going Dutch, hopefully.  :o

Source: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/former-west-brom-boss-in-17429804
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It might be the right level for Pardew. He will have to get used to Dutch media always talking tactics. 
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« Reply #2709 on: December 17, 2019, 06:37:13 AM »
Former West Brom boss 'in talks' to return to management

He's going Dutch, hopefully.  :o

Source: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/former-west-brom-boss-in-17429804

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« Reply #2710 on: December 17, 2019, 07:38:40 AM »
Den Haag was Martin Jol's first club, and where I lived for 4 years. They've always been midtable or lower half of Dutch league. Their main aim is not to get relegated.
It might be the right level for Pardew. He will have to get used to Dutch media always talking tactics.

And the Dutch media will have to get used to his dad dancing...….

I hope he fails miserably.
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« Reply #2711 on: December 18, 2019, 02:49:27 AM »
Absolute scum bag imo.

Still can't believe we sunk so low to employ him.

Hammond (his best man) , Williams and Goodman were useless.

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« Reply #2712 on: December 24, 2019, 03:50:52 PM »
He's back.  Manager of Den Haag in the Dutch Eredivisie. They are 17th out of 18 in the table so he wil do well to turn that around assuming he doesn't know much about Dutch football. Anyway, he can show off his 'Dads dancing' skills.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50901742
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« Reply #2713 on: December 24, 2019, 05:00:24 PM »
Another Albion connection at Den Haag with Martin Jol agreeing to help Pardew as "technical adviser".  Jol lives locally, and this is the club where he started.

https://www.ad.nl/nederlands-voetbal/jol-gaat-pardew-en-powell-helpen-bij-ado-als-technisch-adviseur~a77d1bb6/
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« Reply #2714 on: December 24, 2019, 06:29:07 PM »
My guess is that they took little, if any, notice of how abysmal he performed here.

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« Reply #2715 on: December 25, 2019, 12:51:28 PM »
I know its the season of good will but they'd have been better appointing Alan Partridge rather than Alan Pardew
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« Reply #2716 on: December 27, 2019, 11:29:36 AM »
Shteeeeve won the Eredivisie, you never know.....
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« Reply #2717 on: December 27, 2019, 12:41:38 PM »
Shteeeeve won the Eredivisie, you never know.....

Didn't he get into the 'Champons Shleeeg' as well?
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« Reply #2718 on: January 06, 2020, 12:33:21 AM »
https://www.ad.nl/nederlands-voetbal/pardew-verklaart-keuze-voor-ado-wilde-graag-in-andere-cultuur-werken~a774186e/

First press conference at his new club Den Haag.
One slighly worrying line where he says he wants to reflect the fans' agression. They have had alot of hooligan problems there!
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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #2719 on: January 06, 2020, 08:21:40 PM »
Knocking the fan base? Not a good start.

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« Reply #2720 on: January 06, 2020, 09:56:04 PM »
https://twitter.com/ADODenHaag?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Guess where his team have just arrived for their first training camp? A resort in Spain!
I wonder if he's warned the players about late night trips in taxis  :-*
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« Reply #2721 on: January 06, 2020, 09:57:35 PM »
https://twitter.com/ADODenHaag?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Guess where his team have just arrived for their first training camp? A resort in Spain!
I wonder if he's warned the players about late night trips in taxis  :-*

He’d would better advised to alert local taxi drivers  :D
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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #2722 on: January 20, 2020, 03:36:25 PM »
Looks like hes got a warm welcome

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« Reply #2723 on: January 25, 2020, 12:03:18 AM »
His ADO DenHaag team beaten 4-0 in their second Eredivisie game under him. Beaten away at Utrecht,a top half team, and Pardew now back to 2nd from bottom. His post match comment was " there's plenty of stuff to think about.'
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« Reply #2724 on: January 25, 2020, 05:22:58 AM »
His post match interview was a giggle.
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