I'm not speaking for you mate. I'm speaking generally, I'm speaking about perception from outside our fans. I'm talking about Villa Park rarely selling out against us. I'm talking about Vile fans being bothered they lost, but not that they lost to us. We're barely mentioned in any of the pooh posts on VT it's all about their manager etc. This defeat hasn't bothered them anymore than losing to Brentford in midweek did.
Jacko calling. Jacko calling. This is Jacko calling, your Voice of the Vilers on the Daily Dingle at westbrom.com.
Doghead forces gather on your borders. As I type hordes of the now seven fingered inbreds in tangerine and kack are threatening your very existence. They are super humans and their now seven digits come in ‘handy’ when fingering multiple relatives’ simultaneously so beeeeeee warned, as they are cumming for YOU!
Your only hope is allegiance with the Pink and Blue Pyjama Clan. They are easily distinguished by the use of garish colours in their uniforms and the barely audible high pitched whining of Veeeeeeeeela, and 1982. Listen closely and thou shalt hear as though from far away. Very,very, far away. They are your brothers from other mothers just down the road, it is but a quirk of fate their chromosomes are so different from your own. Trust those closer to you as those further away are of the unknown.
Thank your fathers if you can for having denied you a share in the Pink and Blue Pyjama Clan’s greater glory, their influence over you being parochial and well-intentioned yet ultimately doomed to failure. But fear not Baggie Boys for the Pink and Blue Pyjama Clan only hate the Zulus in Blue and secretly love you all. They may only ever mention it occasionally if ever when in your company but you know that they know that you know that they are but a warm embrace away……, trust me on this one as your Jacko knows everything about everybody in the wider world.
That is all for now Baggie Boys, stay tuned
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