Not really Villa but still made my morning....
Former Aston Villa and England midfielder Lee Hendrie, 33, is currently plying his trade at Indonesian side Bandung. His new team are bottom of their division after just one win in their first nine games of the season.
Full story: the Independent
Dung is rather appropriate in this case! Look on the bright side though you little prick, you aint cycling the streets of Brum and ringing your pals for a kickaround hahaha!!!