The club pay someone (Hammond and pals) a lot of money to make the most boring uninspiring predictable appointment. And before the usual comments when Pulis was up for dismissal not one person on here or anywhere else said ‘I reckon we should sack Pulis and get ‘Pards’ in’.
Tongue in cheek before anyone starts.......
Unlocks mobile.
Goes to contacts under former employees.
Steve Coppell - ripping it up in the Indian Super League, well out of our reach.
Brendan Rodgers - other side of the wall with a job for life if he wants it.
Brian McDermott - not even these dozy fkrs will swallow this one.
Nigel Adkins - as above.
Steve Clarke - they saw through him before I did.
Brian McDermott - they still won't be swallowing this one.
Alan Pardew - ah yes, the chap who was walking out of the revolving door when I was on my way in, I remember him now. Unemployed for 11 months (but I can't think why), no compensation, desperate for another go on the merry go round. Perfick.
Calls Pards, appoints Pards, tells Pards there's no funds for transfers beyond monies raised by sales, puts January transfer targets in the draw ahead of the summer recruitment drive.
Closes phone, puts feet up and asks secretary for a cup of coffee after another hard days work.
Job's a good 'un
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