The reason it's taking so long to get sorted, is because of all the checks that have to be done on prospective new owners these days, & rightly so. These things do take time, but better we do them than get the wrong types of people in!
Interestingly, I was told by a good source that the reason we haven't gone up to 10 million for Phillips, is simply because of Pulis & not because the club aren't willing to pay it. TP has a valuation & won't let the club spend over the odds.
This can't be right surely? The proposed takeover must be delayed because JP is an evil wizard and doesn't really want to sell he just wants to shift more season tickets and replica tops. He has no interest in selling for millions, why would he want to go and make himself massively wealthy when he could be spending time making Albion fans miserable?
And Pulis is having a say in transfers? Nonsense. Everyone knows that Richard Garlick is a malevolent dwarf king who is secretly plotting to deny Pulis any player he really wants before forcing some Spanish second division Patagonian B internationals on him, thus also forcing Pulis to walk out on the club.
I mean it's obvious to anyone isn't it?
Both Peace and Garlick want nothing more than to see the club fail, and fail dramatically before walking off giggling into the sunset leaving nothing but the smoking ruins of the East Stand behind them.
Someone please prove me wrong.