[SmethDan]

Quote...."He has never been there before, so wouldn’t it be something if John Terry, under his captaincy could lead Aston Villa back into the Promised Land?"


Captain?
So what happens when they disappear to division one?
One can only hope.

Well, except for the six games he spent on loan with Nottingham Forest.........

[TheBrom]

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/881840731551391744

Probably one of the worst signing announcements I've ever seen. So cringey

Jesus christ. Although Gabby and Jack Grealish would struggle to string a sentence together let alone use correct punctuation, spelling and grammar so rest assured it's fake.

[lewisant]

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/881840731551391744

Probably one of the worst signing announcements I've ever seen. So cringey

Wow, i saw that online and i thought it was some sort of joke! Didn't know that came from their official pages...Jesus!

[ex coseley kid]

Wow, i saw that online and i thought it was some sort of joke! Didn't know that came from their official pages...Jesus!

I thought it was a spoof. Blimey. That could compete with The Daily Mash.

[FallOutBoy]

I didn't think John Terry could look like any more of a knob, and then I saw him in a Villa shirt.

He only signed for Villa because he didn't want to play in the Premiership against Chelsea. No danger of that with them.

[baggie38]

I didn't think John Terry could look like any more of a knob, and then I saw him in a Villa shirt.

He only signed for Villa because he didn't want to play in the Premiership against Chelsea. No danger of that with them.

I dont believe that he joined Villa because he didnt want to play against Chelsea at all. He has gone to Villa because they are paying him a stupid sum of money for a championship club and installed a 2 million pound promotion bonus which obviously he cant get with a premier league club. I also have to question in his own ability when he has turned down three premier league clubs in order to move down to the Championship. A coward and a wan**r he suits them perfectly.

[BB74]

Make or break for Villa this season. If they don't go up they can expect a long stay in the Championship waiting room.

[WBAinDEVON]

Make or break for Villa this season. If they don't go up they can expect a long stay in the Championship waiting room.

I seriously think so. Too big for their billy boots yet again. They are the most hated club by many opposition supporters. Arrogance doesn't get you anywhere

[kc56wba]

I seriously think so. Too big for their billy boots yet again. They are the most hated club by many opposition supporters. Arrogance doesn't get you anywhere

Totally correct Glyn, they are so big headed is it unbelievable,  one Seal said last night they would win the championship by a good 10 point margin just because they have bought old JT.

I couldn't help myself and sang to him in a quite voice Daydream Believer and a s!!t football team.

SOTV

[elmo_in_swansea]

Funny - leaving before the end! even missed their goal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhcjbn63Ilc

[Hull Baggie]

Funny - leaving before the end! even missed their goal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhcjbn63Ilc

the irony of singing you've only come to see the villa to a half empty ground!

[mrvulgarity]

They signed Chris Samba as well....

[SmethDan]

They signed Chris Samba as well....

Crikey.

A Viler I worked with thought Samba was dog sh it when he was in the Prem' with Blackburn.

He's not going to be overly happy about this one    .

[mrvulgarity]

Crikey.

A Viler I worked with thought Samba was dog sh it when he was in the Prem' with Blackburn.

He's not going to be overly happy about this one    .

I think its a pretty decent signing unfortunately!!!

[SmethDan]

I think its a pretty decent signing unfortunately!!!

18 pages on him over on Villa Talk.

The Viler view of Samba when he was linked to them in February to now he has signed is somewhat revised.

They've gone from 'Bruce Out!' and 'Another utterly pooh centre half to add to our collection' to 'solid signing for this level'.

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/16191-chris-samba/

[Hunnington Baggie]

I think its a pretty decent signing unfortunately!!!

had his last contract terminated due to consistent injury. He won't play much for them I don't think.

[Morany]

I think its a pretty decent signing unfortunately!!!

Terrible.

Terry and Samba at the back, no pace and old.

[PsalmXXIII]

John Terry and Chris Samba at CB for Villa? Has someone opened a Football Manager 2009 save file?!

[SmethDan]

John Terry and Chris Samba at CB for Villa? Has someone opened a Football Manager 2009 save file?!

This really tickled me when I watched it earlier  ...........

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/888429670269583361

[Standaman]

This really tickled me when I watched it earlier  ...........

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/888429670269583361

Brilliant I would laugh myself hoarse if I didn't know we would have signed Terry given the chance.

[SmethDan]

Brilliant I would laugh myself hoarse if I didn't know we would have signed Terry given the chance.

But we were given the chance, allegedly, and we didn't take it as proved.

Laugh away, and away and away and away.........

....... and SOTV  .

[TheBrom]

Wasn't samba supposed to be the saviour for qpr? That ended well

[PsalmXXIII]

If Villa fans ever call us tinpot again:

https://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/terry-cropped_fhutzpr594x617e8xy8rwgecy-800.jpg They won this trophy in pre-season.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFcNicgW0AUGYhA.jpg:large You can buy it here.

[SmethDan]

If Villa fans ever call us tinpot again:

https://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/terry-cropped_fhutzpr594x617e8xy8rwgecy-800.jpg They won this trophy in pre-season.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFcNicgW0AUGYhA.jpg:large You can buy it here.

Thought I'd posted this earlier, but the Vile are in good company.

Beaumont Town U6's won the exact same trophy  .

https://twitter.com/Sparkylcfc/status/889372340789927937

Well done Mad Tony, first Europe and then the world.

SOTV  .

[VVVAlbion]

Jack Grealish with a kidney injury. Wonder how that happened?