[AlbionFan]

Virology expert: coronavirus mortality 'keeps coming down'

This 15 minute video of an interview with Doctor Paul Offit an eminent American virologist is, in my opinion, a balanced, measured and sensible assessment of Corvid-19 and worth watching.

Sources: https://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2020/03/02/doctor-paul-offit-coronavirus-pandemic-trump-response-aman.cnn

[BoingFlyer]

I see that a lot of supermarkets are selling out of toilet paper.
Do you get the thruppeny bits with this virus a swell?

No, it's just heard mentality in a panic everyone else is doing it so should I to...

Apparently their is a rumour toilet paper only comes from China!

I really do want under how we are the apex species on this planet at times.

[AlbionFan]

No, it's just heard mentality in a panic everyone else is doing it so should I to...

Apparently their is a rumour toilet paper only comes from China!

I really do want under how we are the apex species on this planet at times.

Sorry, I might be being a bit slow here, but if toilet paper only comes from China and Corvid-19 started in China why buy their toiler paper, which might be carrying the virus?

[WBAinDEVON]

just been to sainburys, every other person carrying bog roll, must be a big football game on

[BoingFlyer]

Sorry, I might be being a bit slow here, but if toilet paper only comes from China and Corvid-19 started in China why buy their toiler paper, which might be carrying the virus?

In case it disrupts the supply of bog roll I suppose. Never mind the several 1000 tons that are in warehouses and shipping containers somewhere over the ocean.

[kc56wba]

I must admit that I am one of this people who are making sure I have enough in.

I bought 48 bottles of Bathams yesterday.  ;

[AlbionFan]

I must admit that I am one of this people who are making sure I have enough in.

I bought 48 bottles of Bathams yesterday.  ;

Surely that's not enough. Are you on the wagon? 

[kc56wba]

Surely that's not enough. Are you on the wagon? 

You are so right that aye enough   must send the missus out to get some more.

[seteefeet]

You are so right that aye enough   must send the missus out to get some more.

Apparently Vodka is also very good so I have filled my bath with it.

I'm also currently developing a bum cleaning hose pipe attachment, for the impending bog roll crisis. This time next year Rodney I'll ........ still be skint!

[WBAinDEVON]

apparently corona doesnt like booze

[BoingFlyer]

I must admit that I am one of this people who are making sure I have enough in.

I bought 48 bottles of Bathams yesterday.  ;

Theirs a diference between self quarantining and going on a 14-day bender. You need more booze. 

[Droitwich Baggie]

"Where are we going Piglet?" asked Pooh.

"We need to get supplies," said Piglet. "For the Coronavirus"

"Ahh," said Pooh, nodding in understanding. "Things like bread, milk, cough mixture, tissues and cat litter even though we don't have a cat?"

Piglet did a little laugh, and a sort of leap and bit of a cough. "No," said Piglet. "No, those aren't the sort of supplies we need at all! What we need are family sized bags of chocolate buttons, massive toblerone, jelly babies and crunchies and a freezer full of stuffed crust pizzas, and all of the Prosecco that we can possibly carry, so that when we get quarantined we won't mind it even slightly. THOSE are supplies."

All of a sudden, Pooh thought that the idea of coronavirus didn't seem quite so bad, and actually, getting quarantined with Piglet and their supplies really didn't sound such a terrible thing after all. "Oh Piglet," said Pooh. "I really do think you are a very wise animal."

[The Tank]

But not as wise as Donald Trump. he's top of the very wise list.

[mulliganstired]

Somebody wanted loo rolls?
https://www.gogroopie.com/deal/15eajns1jfu/60_or_120_Cusheen_3_Ply_Soft_White_Toilet_Rolls___Free_Pack_of_5_Bic_Disposable_Razors

120 Cusheen for less than £30

And a free pack of razors to really freshen up "down there"!

[BoingFlyer]

What worries me the most about shops running out of hand soap, is  did the dirty *****s never wash their hands  before!

Perhaps we will see a big decrease in cold and flu being spread as some dirty ******'s start washing their hands.

[kc56wba]

What worries me the most about shops running out of hand soap, is  did the dirty feckers never wash their hands  before!

Perhaps we will see a big decrease in cold and flu being spread as some dirty ******'s start washing their hands.

My missus just went to the co-op to get some food items and she had a look for some soap while she was there has she had heard all these stories, guess what these stories are true, no soap even the expensive stuff.

[AlbionFan]

A few years ago, I was at Edgbaston for a 50 over’s match between England and India.

I went to the toilet, was standing there, waiting for a stream, as you do when you are of a certain age, when this bloke in his mid thirties came and stood right next to  me at the urinal, he had a pint of larger in one hand and a beef burger in the other.

He held the burger between his teeth while unzipping his fly, whipped his old man out took the burger out of his mouth, having taken a sizeable bite from it and continued to pee with no hands.

He drunk like a stallion spraying it up the urinal and splashing himself and anyone else in close proximity i.e. me and doing this while taking a large  gulp from his pint to wash his burger down.

That was bad enough, but you’ll never guess what the “piss de résistance” was, when he had finished this Neanderthal ritual, he didn’t even  bother to wash his hands as he had a pint in one hand and a burger in the other, understandable really, if your Neanderthal.

Believe it or not, that is a true story.

And we wonder at the transmission of disease, bacteria and virus

[Droitwich Baggie]

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sports-bosses-and-broadcasters-summoned-to-discuss-contingency-plans-11951225
That's me and most of Halfords Lane out.

[Political Cake]

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sports-bosses-and-broadcasters-summoned-to-discuss-contingency-plans-11951225
That's me and most of Halfords Lane out.

"Such a ban may affect the former England and current Crystal Palace manager Roy Hodgson, who is 72."

[lewisant]

A few years ago, I was at Edgbaston for a 50 over’s match between England and India.

I went to the toilet, was standing there, waiting for a stream, as you do when you are of a certain age, when this bloke in his mid thirties came and stood right next to  me at the urinal, he had a pint of larger in one hand and a beef burger in the other.

He held the burger between his teeth while unzipping his fly, whipped his old man out took the burger out of his mouth, having taken a sizeable bite from it and continued to pee with no hands.

He **** like a stallion spraying it up the urinal and splashing himself and anyone else in close proximity i.e. me and doing this while taking a large  gulp from his pint to wash his burger down.

That was bad enough, but you’ll never guess what the “**** de résistance” was, when he had finished this Neanderthal ritual, he didn’t even  bother to wash his hands as he had a pint in one hand and a burger in the other, understandable really, if your Neanderthal.

Believe it or not, that is a true story.

And we wonder at the transmission of disease, bacteria and virus

That conjured up a beautiful image for me, thank you for that. Went to Aldi in Redruth, Cornwall today and they had everything. No panic buying here!

[tuamigos]

A few years ago, I was at Edgbaston for a 50 over’s match between England and India.

I went to the toilet, was standing there, waiting for a stream, as you do when you are of a certain age, when this bloke in his mid thirties came and stood right next to  me at the urinal, he had a pint of larger in one hand and a beef burger in the other.

He held the burger between his teeth while unzipping his fly, whipped his old man out took the burger out of his mouth, having taken a sizeable bite from it and continued to pee with no hands.

He **** like a stallion spraying it up the urinal and splashing himself and anyone else in close proximity i.e. me and doing this while taking a large  gulp from his pint to wash his burger down.

That was bad enough, but you’ll never guess what the “**** de résistance” was, when he had finished this Neanderthal ritual, he didn’t even  bother to wash his hands as he had a pint in one hand and a burger in the other, understandable really, if your Neanderthal.

Believe it or not, that is a true story.

And we wonder at the transmission of disease, bacteria and virus

You see it at home match's too.
Pint in one hand , dick in the other.
I should be surprised at such low life antics but unfortunately I'm not.

[baggie38]

"Such a ban may affect the former England and current Crystal Palace manager Roy Hodgson, who is 72."

Surely they would excuse Roy as a one off.

[tommcneill]

That conjured up a beautiful image for me, thank you for that. Went to Aldi in Redruth, Cornwall today and they had everything. No panic buying here!

Tesco in Truro ran out apparently bud. But every shop my missus went to there was everything.. we brought 2 packs...like we normally do

[LiamTheBaggie]

The ***** and their panic buying are becoming a bit annoying.

We can't get even get the basics of our fortnightly shop because of people rushing to the shops.

Asda great bridge has no toilet roll whatsoever. No tinned food on the shelves.

The worst part is that half of the food will be chucked away in a few weeks. Muppets.

I'll have to find another supermarket now to do me my shop.

[phbaggies]

The ***** and their panic buying are becoming a bit annoying.

We can't get even get the basics of our fortnightly shop because of people rushing to the shops.

Asda great bridge has no toilet roll whatsoever. No tinned food on the shelves.

The worst part is that half of the food will be chucked away in a few weeks. Muppets.

I'll have to find another supermarket now to do me my shop.

Tescos West Brom had loads of everything yesterday mate, particularly toilet roll