Come on boys, sing along to the tune of Rastaman
"I could have been an Albion Legend, but I got high...
Could've scored 30 a season, but I got high...
Could've even outscored Bomber but I got high, but I got high, but I got high....
I could have been England's centre forward, but I got high...
Could've earned a massive contract, but I got high...
Could've even have gone to Barcelona but I got high, but I got high, but I got high...
Now even Spurs don't want me because I got high...
Only Stoke will even buy me and I know why, they must be high, they must be high, they must be high...