The place :Man U Dressing Room
The Time: 19.30.
The Team Talk.
Right lads, we should have had this title sown up weeks ago but you fkers have been sloppy, at times I've been disgusted how sloppy you've been.
So lets get down to proper work tonight.
We can't let these blue cnts snatch it away from us now because they'll never let us live it down. They stung us on the anniversary of Munich and stuffed us 6-1, I don't give a fying naughty word what you do tonight, kick, punch scratch bite dive just get the naughty word outa here and win that title.
At this point Alex Ferguson steps forward and says, 'Cheers ref I'll take it from here'