Albion fan “next season I think we’ll finish mid-table, maybe scrape the play-offs, how’d do you think you’ll do?â€
Stourbridge fan “Definitely top 3 for us, and we’ll get into the FA cup proper. Hopefully to the third round and a tie against one of your lotâ€
Wolves fan “I think we’ll finish top 4 and qualify for champions league , final of both FA cup and League cup , winning both, and probably the Europa league tooâ€
Albion fan “don’t you think that’s being a bit optimistic?â€
Wolves fan “well you bloody started it!â€
(adapted from an original by Big Ron)